I was about to go to sleep when a car alarm went off. It kept on going so I went to the window to see which stupid car it was. It was some SUV parked across the street, the trunk was open. But no one showed up. After a couple of long minutes, it finally shut itself off. I was about to go back when I saw two nicely dressed women scampering around the corner. One of them squatted on the sidewalk to pee while the other tried to cover her.
Ugh. I just know I’ll have either a sleepless night or nightmares.
Sigh – the quality of my writing has reached a new depth.