No, not that.
My writing assignment is due next week and I don’t have a single idea.
One story neatly distilled into 300 words. That’s all I need.
Maybe I’ll write about a gay Chinese vampire hooking up with a werewolf rice queen through Grindr. Or homicidal writer who writes murder stories and acts them out in real life. Vegetarian zombies creating havoc in Taipei’s night markets as they devour stinky tofu.
Maybe that’s why writers drink.